DON’T BE STUPID, BE A SMARTY
FACT: The pharaohs of ancient Egypt were believed to be literally divine. The word pharaoh itself means “great house,” as in the house of God. In fact, King Pepi II, who supposedly ruled for 90 years, thought so highly of himself that when he was bothered by insects, he would command that one of his slaves be covered in honey to lure the flies away from himself.
This is like...real housewives drama before Bravo and if the women of Bravo were more articulate.